Ninety-Nine Problems

Session 18: Bargains & Bicuspids
"I think our dads are angry"

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Sir Bartleby, Chari, and Jinn left the palace with Calla to make camp in the surrounding forest. The two elves stood watch while Bart, plagued by nightmares, slept fitfully. During the evening a pair of curious choxani visited the campsite, eager to consume the colors of nearby plants and toadstools. Just as Chari appeared to be making friends the two creatures fled, apparently startled by Micah and Tabitha stumbling upon the group.

Tempers flared as the details of Calla’s pact with Micah came to light. All agreed, however, that the less time spent in the Feywild the better. As they pressed on through the forest the terrain grew darker and more foreboding. An unnerving sight met them as the group broke through the underbrush. Twisted shapes of tooth and bone littered the landscape among gnarled, grasping trees. Standing atop a small hill was a low structure of the same material. Tabitha attempted to parley with the denizens. However, the Builders, it seemed, were of the same faerie tribe Chari had encountered in Jarrow. Fulfilling their oath of vengeance, and aided by a monstrous construct, the faeries attacked.

With the Builders dispatched the group returned to the fey court where they were reunited with their companions. True to their word, the Lord and Lady of the Forest presented the party with Sakesu‘s key as well as a handsome cloak. On their way back to the entrance to the Material Plane the party spoke with ancient elf at length, hoping to gain some insight into their adversaries. However, crossing the cave’s threshold ended the magic sustaining their new friend, and he succumbed to the reality of his age.

Outside, bitter cold had been replaced by a balmy spring day. Tabitha’s ship, the Aeree Delight, was nowhere to be seen. The party had been gone for more than the few days experienced in the Feywild—and they had no idea how long.


Items Acquired

Potions Magic Items Other Coin
Potion of Resistance (thunder) Twinkle Toes Embroidered linen robe 80pp
Scroll of Revivify (7th lvl) Feather & star sapphire necklace 130gp
Lightguard Bronze & turquoise crown 11000sp
Onyx dragon figurine 500cp
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Session 17: Faeries & Frolic
"This is why we don't lick caves."

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The party—failing to learn from previous experience and once again leaving Micah to guard the ship—disembarked and made their way through the wooded hills towards a cave spotted from offshore. As they made their way through the underbrush they stumbled upon a basilisk. After quickly dispatching it, the group went in search of the nest and narrowly avoided a tangle of cave fishers in pursuit of the basilisk’s egg.

Making their way to the top of the rise, the group entered a much larger cavern filled with curious stalactites. Chari licking the sparkling cavern ceiling aside, things got progressively stranger until they adventurers found themselves quite unexpectedly on a beautiful hillside with a spectacular view of a gorgeous crystal castle and a brilliant sunset. Jinn, upon realizing they had crossed into the Feywild, advised caution.

As they navigated the woods surrounding the castle Chari found herself drawn to an irresistible melody coming from a nearby campsite. Bart and Jinn managed to temporarily suppress the enchantment, thus freeing Chari and the other ensorceled individuals. One of the victims, Sakesu, believed he had been dancing for only a few years. Over 800 years had passed outside the Feywild since his arrival. The party was surprised to discover that the elven gentleman had been a sometime companion of Charles Gilbratore and his adventuring party.

Together the group entered the gleaming castle aiming to retrieve the key Sakesu sought in the Feywild. However, the lord and lady of the forest were unwilling to assist until the group agreed to an exchange of favors. An uneasy bargain was struck. Leaving Marley and Sakesu in the sylvan halls, the group left the keep to meet their guide. An unlikely sight met them at the door. A fey calling herself Calla, whom they had met in the forest and had taken a particular shining to Chari, was to help them locate the Builders.


Items Acquired

Potions Magic Items Other Coin
Bag of Moonstones
Gold necklace w/emerald
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Session 16: Dinghies & Deception
"Less metaphor, more literally what's happening"

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The Hornet limped into port in Armadell and the party disembarked. Micah remained behind to guard the battered vessel while the rest of the group headed into town to refresh supplies and charter a boat to bring them to the island on Jinn’s map. While Bartleby negotiated terms to book the Corsair’s Pearl, Jinn and Chari were drawn to strange ship seemingly made of thin crystal. The owner introduced herself as Tabitha Burke. After some conversation, it was decided that Tabitha’s vessel (and company) was preferable to that of Captain Morris and the Pearl. Following a screening by her assimar companion, Aered, the party was welcomed aboard.

A few days into the journey the party awoke to a halted ship. A small dinghy had been spotted floating adrift nearby. On approach they realized there was a man inside, starving and wild-eyed. He begged them to take him away, claiming his ship harbored a great evil. Concerned that whatever had driven this man to abandon ship was still at large, Bartleby insisted the party investigate, leaving Micah to guard the the Aeree Delight and its crew.

Inside, the group was met with eerie stillness. Nothing seemed out of place. It was as if everyone had simply vanished. A diary revealed that someone—or something—had been picking off the crew one by one. Moving deeper into the hold Jinn and Bart came across an alarming sight. Hidden behind some crates was the man they had rescued from the dinghy. He begged them to help him, saying whatever had taken the crew was still out there.

Realizing the situation, they rushed to return to the Aeree Delight before it was too late. Onboard they found a nightmarish entity had dominated Micah’s mind. Forced to fight their companion, the party was horrified to discover their attacks upon the creature injured Micah as well. Using some creative thinking, and with Tabitha’s assistance, the group destroyed the beast for good.

The remainder of the journey passed relatively uneventfully and, after a few more days of travel, they arrived at the island ready to find whatever it was that they were looking for.

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Session 15: Skulls & Skyships
"He winked at me. Or maybe he blinked?"

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Jinn and Bartleby met briefly with Lady Messeneth to warn her of the danger upon her nation’s doorstep (softening the news with a festive fruit arrangement). She thanked the pair for their concern, but confided that her attentions were largely pulled elsewhere—referring to the growing tensions between Rialdon and Galiesia. As they departed Messeneth offered her assistance should the party find themselves in Tandarrah.

With their supplies packed and the crew thoroughly checked for cultist ties, The Hornet lifted off from Jarrow’s skyship port. A frantic-yet-heartfelt goodbye between Chari and Isabella followed, and then the party was truly on their way. Nearly a week into the voyage the ship hit an unusually slow patch of wind. After a few days of sitting nearly dead in the proverbial water, the group took advantage of the lull to warn their eccentric captain, Ceres Doyini, of their mission.

Negotiations were brought to an abrupt halt when the lookout’s body mysteriously plummeted from the crow’s nest. Chari quickly discovered the culprits—a pair of disembodied hands. No sooner did the group realize something strange was afoot than the ship was rocked by cannonade fire. A harrowing battle ensued. The party valiantly defended The Hornet from the undead crew of the Night Saber and its foul Captain Brekenridge, succeeding in both defeating its master and destroying the ghost ship.

With the battle behind them, Jinn set down to outlining a new contract for services with Captain Doyini (through her liaison, Peanut). The remainder of the voyage passed with relatively little incident. The ship limped into Armadell’s harbor and the party disembarked, ready to set off on the next leg of their journey.

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Session 14: Dates & Deals
"Did I reach enlightenment?"

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Feeling guilty about the tragic end to Chari’s very first date, Sir Bartleby took it upon himself to rectify the situation with a flowers and a well-written letter to Isabella. While awaiting a reply he and Jinn met to plan the next steps of their quest, after which the group dispersed to take care of their own affairs over the next few days.

Micah, devastated about Thunderstrike’s true nature, had a productive conversation with his familiar. He spent the much of the afternoon in unsuccessful attempted heroics in Jarrow’s library. Undeterred, he consulted the local notice board. Reponding to to a plea for assistance from a local farm, Micah ventured into the Wyrmwood Forest. There, with the timely assistance of Thunderstrike, he slew an enormous dire wolf that had been plaguing the local peasantry.

Chari met Isabella for a second-chance at their first date. The two enjoyed an afternoon luncheon in the city gardens of High Town. Bonding over a mutual love of adventure stories, Chari lamented that being a hero was much more difficult than in the tales. With a quick kiss on the cheek Isabella assured her that it was a lovely afternoon and that Chari was doing fine on all fronts.

Sir Bartleby passed the time searching the markets for items to prepare the group for the adventures ahead. He also took a moment to drop by Esper Sherman’s office in Alderth Hall to request her assistance securing swift passage for the coming journey.

Jinn, ever the optimist, prepared an evening to sweep Irador off his feet. While ultimately successful, the rogue learned that the general was as tight-lipped about his personal life as he was about state secrets. The elf did, however, learn a curious fact: Irador had no scars to speak of, despite his lengthy military career.

Later on in the week Bart provided the group with an opportunity to celebrate with their new friends. The Crossed Staves played host to a proper Lliiran sermon and everyone from the Kordites to members of the city guard were in attendance. Despite the raging hangovers, everyone deemed the evening a success.

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Session 13: Rings & Regrets
"I would never truck with cursed items"

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Chari awoke in the Temple of Sarenrae with Isabella watching over her. The two established a time to get lunch later that afternoon, giving the young monk an opportunity to clean up from battle with Malcolm. Cheered by the prospect of her first date, Chari dashed back to the Crossed Staves where she met up with Jinn and Sir Bartleby, who had been debating the merits of investments in Jarrow. Joined by Micah, the group set out to collect their allies and meet with General Irador.

At the meeting the group brought the general up to speed, informing him of the party’s adventures in Rialdon leading up to the battle in the Wyrmwood forest, of the Kordite’s bravery and Erix’s continued assistance, and of the wizard Aerolus and his potential use as an ally. Jinn brought forth the letters he found in Malcolm’s study, indicating that The Goldfinch was likely following a lead to Tilesía.

Following the meeting, Chari headed to the Flying Fish in the Eastern Cross to meet Isabella for lunch, while Micah and Bartleby headed to the Iron Hills district to see about getting better equipment for the journey ahead. Micah decided to have the ring he collected off Malcolm identified. To his (and Bart’s) consternation, the ring was enchanted with a permanent scry spell. Without missing a beat Micah sent Thunderstrike to warn Chari and Jinn of this new development.

Chari, mid-date and seeing an unknown object streaking towards her, leapt into action. One deft fork-throw later, and Thunderstrike had landed unceremoniously in the table’s chowder. Isabella graciously excused herself to clean up and Chari stormed back to the Crossed Staves. While Bart and Micah seemed genuinely apologetic, realizing they’d ruined her date, Chari was furious. After informing Micah that Thunderstrike was, in fact, entirely evil, she stormed up to her room to pout. Jinn advised the two gentlemen that they had some serious atoning to do, and then headed to High Town to inform Irador of this unfortunate new development.

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Session 12: Beaus & Beheadings
"I'm going to need you to not talk at all"

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With no time to spare the party sent Bearthon to fetch the Kordites while they headed into the Wyrmwood Forest to track down Malcolm and the other cultists. Along the way Jinn devised a set of disguises and cover stories for the group which allowed them entrance to the base of operations.

The guards led the heroes to a meeting room deep in the outpost where they lay in wait for their quarry. Malcolm's hesitation upon arrival, somewhat surprised and taken aback at the strangers in the meeting room, gave the party just the opening they needed to spring into action. A violent, harrowing battle ensued. Finally, with a mighty cleave of Cordyceps Micah removed Malcolm's head. The rest of the party, bruised and battered, finished off the sorcerer's companions, but before they could rest the sound of battle elsewhere in the complex drew them out.

While Jinn ventured further into the outpost to ferret out more information on Malcolm's plans, his companions joined the Kordites in the battle against the denizens of the base. After much bloodshed and struggle the cultists were routed, but not before a small band was able to escape through a teleportation circle. The party reconvened as their companions began accounting for the dead and wounded. After some discussion the group headed back to Jarrow. Someone needed to warn General Irador.

Upon arrival in town, most of the party went straight to the Crossed Staves to recover from the ordeal. Chari, however, headed down to the warehouse district to confront Isabella. Emboldened by her brush with death, the young monk asked the harbormaster's assistant on a date before promptly passing out in her office.


Items Acquired

Potions Magic Items Other Coin
Potion of Superior Healing (x2) Wind Fan Locket w/painted portrait 140pp
Potion of Healing Bag of Tricks (tan) Pouch of tigereye gems 2700gp
  Trident of Fish Command Moonstone dice set 9000sp
    Hematite & chalcedony chess set 500cp
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Session 11: Ambush & Arson
"There are plenty of gains for everyone."

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Emboldened by Irador‘s sigil, the party began their investigation in earnest. Their first stop was to the warehouses in the Eastern Cross. Before they could meet with Jinn’s contact they were intercepted by a young busker named Alphalon. The gentleman seemed quite well-versed in both Micah’s exploits and, somewhat more inexplicably, lore surrounding the cult the party had been pursuing. He informed them that the cult they pursued were not, in fact, spreading the Silent Rot. Rather, the Rot was the entity behind the disease. According to legend, both the Rot and the Punishing Wind were entities whose purpose was to sow chaos throughout the land. This, in turn, would allow them to usher in an unimaginable, terrible force upon the world.

Perhaps the stakes were higher than they thought.

After receiving this sobering news the group met with Jinn’s contact, Isabella Driftlace. The harbormaster’s assistant agreed to provide them with information on the dealings between the Qamol Company and the elusive Malcolm, but would need some time to review the books. She met them later that afternoon at the Crossed Staves armed with a name—Locha Frye and word that Malcolm was still in Jarrow.

Bartleby suggested the prudent course of action might be to visit the Temple of Kord in the Iron Hills. If anyone would be prepared for impending conflict, it would be the Kordites. After speaking with Erix, the head of the order, the group headed back down to the docks to confront Frye. There they overhead a conversation between the Qamol Company trader and Malcolm himself indicating the latter’s displeasure with current affairs. However, before they could hear more Chari crashed through the ceiling of the warehouse in a spectacular turn of bad luck. A scuffle ensued and Malcolm escaped, leaving Locha to fend for himself (poorly).

Through creative use of their Bag of Holding the group was able to bring Frye back to the Crossed Staves for interrogation. Jinn, being the most experienced of the group, returned to the warehouse to further investigate the scene. He arrived back at the inn with pockets full of leads and loot. The group was hot on Malcolm’s trail.


Items Acquired:

Potions Magical Items Other Coin
Potion of Greater Healing (x2) Scroll of Dispel Magic (3rd lvl) Set of aquamarine & topaz earrings wrapped in an embroidered silk handkerchief 200pp
Silver necklace w/ obsidian stones475gp
Small golden fox statue
Bottle of fine wine (x6)250sp
Bolt of crimson silk fabric
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Session 10: Truth & Tryouts
"I choose not to understand what is happening here"

forest_by_tituslunter-d6el5in.jpg Upon Chari's return the evening was spent in true Lliran fashion. Micah even took to the stage to regale patrons of the Crossed Staves with tales of his own derring do. The audience, however, seemed wholly unimpressed by his performance until he enlisted the aid of their newly acquired legendary lute. After a hearty breakfast the group set off for High Town (with the exception of Bartleby, who opted for a late morning of sleeping in).

Upon arrival at Alderth Hold, Jinn talked their way into elite guard tryouts by claiming Micah and Chari were new recruits for a special mission. Lt. Dresby adjusted the register and proceedings continued as normal. The two performed admirably, taking down several guard hopefuls in the ensuing scrum. Meanwhile, Jinn conned his way through the hold and into the office of Esper Sherman. The two chatted amiably for some time, during which Jinn learned the general would be in meetings for most of the morning. The party would need to keep themselves occupied until then. Chari suggested they return to the Crossed Staves to pick up the tooth fairies. Justice needed to be served (and teeth needed to be located).

Following Jinn's particularly bizarre encounter with the hold's zone of truth, the group made their way into the tower to meet with Professor Brixa, the resident fey expert. Upon her advice Chari dispatched the three pixies back to the Feywild. With a bit more time to kill the intrepid adventurers returned to the university's library, where Chari learned a valuable lesson about the dangers therein. Micah wished to lodge a complaint.

The party was finally able to intercept General Irador following a long meeting with Lady Messeneth of Galiesia. The man seemed exhausted, but willing to speak. Jinn briefly outlined the situation and was rewarded with the general's sigil, allowing them access to virtually anywhere in Jarrow. Irador explained that he was preoccupied with matters relating to Messeneth's presence in Jarrow. Given the group's prior experience, he was leaving the remainder of the investigation in their hands, trusting they would inform him of any new developments.


Potions Magical Items Other
    Iridor's Sigil
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Session 9: Tomes & Teeth
"There's no greater adventure than to read."

Upon arrival in Jarrow Jinn left the party to their own devices, presumably to address personal business.  Micah, Bartleby, and Chari made their way to the Crossed Staves to secure rooms, after which the trio parted ways.  Micah and Bart headed for the famous Blackview Academy library, while Chari was content to scale the walls of Alderth Hold in search of adventure—much to the consternation of the city guard.

Inside the academy Bartleby met with professors Dyley and Wetmaer.  Between the two he was able to learn a bit more about Adamar, a former Knight of Cups who had last been seen with the fabled chalice nearly 2000 years previous.  Adamar had left Cardale with the relic for somewhere in central Galiesia.  His purpose, it seemed, was to use the item rather than simply a journey of delivery.  To what ends, however, Bart could not determine.

Micah parted ways with "Snapper", the pickled punk he had acquired in the cultists' base outside of Goldendale.  An eccentric elf in the magical research wing granted him access to the academy's library in exchange for the creature.  Regretfully Micah said goodbye and headed into the archives.  In the depths of the stacks the former farmhand found information leading him to believe the armor he sought once belonged to the fabled hero Charles Gilbratore.  In the midst of his research Micah was overcome with a vision.

Bart, finding his compatriot unconscious and a nothic watching him with great curiosity, naturally assumed the worst and drew his blade.  The ensuing scuffle jolted Micah from his reverie and the two made short work of the creature, drawing the ire of the library's wooden guardians in the process.  The two gentlemen were escorted from the premises.

Feeling rather left out, Chari sought a pet in the Faymill.  After perusing the specimens in Sphynx's Oddities & Trinkets she settled upon what could only be described as a "handweasel" which she affectionately named "Jinn" after her good friend.  Satisfied with her purchase, she headed off to the local postings to look for work.  A few items piqued her interest, but none so much as a plea for assistance from an old man who insisted fairies were stealing his teeth.

Skeptical, she headed down to the gentleman's home and offered her services.  However, when night fell and three small pixies arrived in the room armed with pliers and sharp teeth Chari's skepticism turned to shock.  Coming to the old man's aid the young monk handily dispatched the creatures and trapped them within a glass jar.  Pleased with her accomplishments, she headed back to the Crossed Staves to show off her new friends.

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